hot anus

a hot anus

i love me some hot anus

by hot anus June 5, 2016

anus chaser

An anus chaser is a person who predominantly chases anuses whilst being addicted to anuses.

Till Lopper is such an anus chaser.

by Lennyw April 24, 2017

anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus

Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers

by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017

Anus ball

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.

Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball

by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016

anus icicles

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.

Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.

by josh reauz April 24, 2014

Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018

anus inhaler

The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.

"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."

by Crotchbilly August 22, 2022