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golden anus

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus
by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019
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volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano
by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015
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Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
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Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.
by Bill Murray July 20, 2016
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hairy anus

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD
by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018
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anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!
by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016
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