Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

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quandale dingle

to be or not to be goofy ahh are you a supporter of the goofy ahh uncle productions corp

hi my name is quandale dingle

by jo jo seewater May 10, 2022

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dingle

1: Penis.
2: An insult
3: A person who is an asshole.

At the end of the hot tub scene, all of the guys got out and started playing with each others' dingles.
DAMMIT! GET BACK HERE YOU DINGLE!
That dingle goes around DDoSing YouTubers.

by ILoveDingle June 17, 2015

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Dingle Tingle

when you have to do a presentation and your penis gets hard and starts to tingle

i was going to present but the i had i massive Dingle Tingle

by balllickingdog December 18, 2023

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Quandale dingle

Quandale dingle is a man with big nose

Hey! Quandale dingle here

by Rui𝐲oeuc June 3, 2022

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Quandale Dingle

put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom, he farted and a poopy almost slipped out, he forgot to turn the stove off and burnt down the house, has been apprehended in India for carring out multiple fraudulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls, his friend also passed away next week from heart failure, he will be escaping prison May 2nd, and then he will be signing autographs at the nearest McDonald's, he suffers from the lack of a father figure, has clinical depression, and "accidentally" broke his moms favorite vase and when his mom found out she tied him to the bed and spanked by a medal spatula, and his mom makes him have secret tickle time,

Just Quandale Dingle

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 10, 2022

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