Cell phone rummaging

When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.

Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
by ballsinthewind June 22, 2010
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Perfect Cell

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.
"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*
by qqb11ar November 29, 2024
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clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.
Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!
by TheHeintz April 29, 2024
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just a bunch of cells

We’re made up of cells so we’re just a bunch of cells

Pretty damn dank meme page my dudes
“Have you heard of Just a Bunch of Cells?”

“Yeah! I love her meme page!”
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Just a bunch of cells

We’re all basically just a bunch of cells
Coolest dankest meme page ever
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Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.
Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.
by Veronica Paige May 08, 2015
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Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
by Q-Swagg January 16, 2013
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