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Blade

1: Being an Unreliable person, a Flake, a dumbass, an other things of that nature

2: Something pointless
1: Bru said 15 minutes, he’s on his way.

Bru you know that niggas A Blade! He probably won’t even show up.
2: Bru we did the most trynna get here and come to Find out it was a Blade ass Mission.

2A: Bru you trynna go kickit with theses lil shortys I met at the mall. They Fine or ugly? Well One is ugly. Sounds like a blade bro, I ain’t going on a blade ass mission
by -Stockton Nigga May 26, 2021
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blade

another word for fag. a way to call people a fag without libtards getting triggered.
“Chase is such a blade. Sucks dick in his free time
by satansmasher666 February 6, 2019
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blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.
1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!
by anonymous person… November 7, 2023
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Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.
Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .
by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020
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blade runner legislation

laws against robot, e.g. ticket bot, impersonation bots, "small" donation bots, voting bots, donor bots
From Professor Tim Wu, the author of “The Attention Merchants: The Epic Struggle to Get Inside Our Heads,” is a professor at Columbia Law School and a contributing opinion writer to New York Times
A simple legal remedy would be a “ Blade Runner” law that makes it illegal to deploy any program that hides its real identity to pose as a human. Blade Runner legislation
today’s impersonation-bots are different from the robots imagined in science fiction
by flungingpictures November 1, 2017
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cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade
tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.
Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!
by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024
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