January 16

national "tell your friend you pick on you love them/you care for them" day

many friends are picked on everyday. today lets change

You: hey bro, ily :)
bro: why are you being nice to be tf
you: its national "be nice to your picked on friend" day
bro: oh ofc it is, this would've never happened if it wasn't January 16th

by MaddoxMyle May 26, 2021

April 16

This day was made for people with strange/satanic powers.

Y/N: Please choose 4 cards!
Person: *chose 6-6-6-10 from the pack*
Y/N: Oh, you must have been born in April 16

by Lds17 November 19, 2019

May 16

Spend time with your cousins

me: hey cuzzo it’s may 16
cuzzo: yea so?
me: it’s national spend time with ur cousins

cuzzo: ohhhh okay bet that up cuzzo

by machary May 14, 2022

February 16

A day to post all the pieces of shit that lead you on or just wasted your time. #theywastedmytimeday

“It’s February 16 so Happy they wasted my time day to this scumbag”

by kkcherries October 4, 2021

August 16

August 16 is help your family day!

Sis/ bro: I can’t do my homework

You: it’s August 16 I’ll help you
Sis/bro: thanks :)

by Hxneybear August 15, 2021

October 16

The day to have a fake bf or gf for the day so go get some fake love

October 16 get you a fake boo

by Vsco_brain October 15, 2019

S-16

A student of the United States Naval CVT program. Also known as 'perm ninja' or 'Swag'. Born overseas he moved to the US with nothing but a pocket full of money, the clothes on his back, and a head full of dreams. When he goes as far as he can in the great land of oppurtunity, he will leave to return to the land of his people with money, success, and an even more impressive perm.

P1: What happened to the classroom?!

P2: ...Swag missed a question and went on a rampage...started flipping tables and shit.

P1: S-16 missed a question?! May the Lord have mercy on us...

by WrongwaySteve August 23, 2011