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Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green
Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face
by Big Hoss Harry May 8, 2019
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shrek sundae

Green hairy nutes smothered in mud toped with chopped shrek peeped and drizzled in creamy rich onion tasting cum
by myunclesass August 21, 2018
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shrek dick

Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me
by Anonymous Confirmed August 23, 2017
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Shrek's swamp

The act of when you "eat" a female's ass and her shitting in the partners mouth.
The Shrek's swamp looked like ice cream in her mouth.
by Shreklord March 12, 2015
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Shrek 2

Omg that is shrek 2
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shrek butter

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg
by timburtonswillywonka January 18, 2020
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Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.
Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.
by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011
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