Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022
Get the Goofy Goobermug. 1-"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Spacey the Cosmic Spider April 27, 2024
Get the Goobermug. Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.
by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021
Get the goobermug. A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.
The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
Get the Gooberismmug. Generally a man between the ages of 18 to 25 who partakes in collecting, training, experimenting, and learning with and about firearms of all variants
As well as Gear and equipment and having lengthy debates on what *insert item/gun* is the meta for that month. Sometimes partaking in prepping for SHTF
And then as well as young men who has seen the horrors that the North America has to offer, experiences with eldrich abominations that can only be told on the coldest of nights with quite a bit of liquid courage
As well as Gear and equipment and having lengthy debates on what *insert item/gun* is the meta for that month. Sometimes partaking in prepping for SHTF
And then as well as young men who has seen the horrors that the North America has to offer, experiences with eldrich abominations that can only be told on the coldest of nights with quite a bit of liquid courage
by GoonWalker May 11, 2023
Get the Goonie Goobermug. by robinzzkewl November 19, 2023
Get the Goobermug.