crackhead ingenuity

A person addicted to drugs that is willing to do anything and everything to get a fix.
Person 1: “We try to keep crackheads out of the dumpster with a padlock but they somehow always get in”

Person 2: “ Oh that’s what we call crackhead ingenuity, if there’s a will there’s a way!”
by SilverBoi21 February 07, 2022
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Crackhead buddy

She has big head, but super funny. Her dog has crusty ass noes like her owners elbows
by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020
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Crackhead Sway

When you get so drunk that you sway like someone high on crack cocaine.
"She got so drunk at her bachelorette party she did the crackhead sway."
by Pseudonym Ricardo October 25, 2014
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Crackhead Range

A long 3 point field goal in basketball, usually made from 35-40 feet out. So named because only a crackhead would legitimately attempt a shot from this range.
That guy from Florida was on fire shooting from long range today. He was even making it from crackhead range.
by King of Kings 6 January 18, 2012
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Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 04, 2023
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Crackhead Cackle

The sound you hear walking in a dark ally way with more then 25 cents. Rendering you completely incapable of understanding your surroundings for over half an hour.
I swear bro, last night I saw a homeless man, he ask for a quarter. After I pulled one, next thing I knew I was out. You never know when someone is gonna pull the old Crackhead Cackle.
by Magmawall January 28, 2022
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crackhead smile

when somebody's teeth are all broken, missing, and/or stained, they resemble that of somebody who has smoked crack all their life.
Billy has lost so many teeth, he has the crackhead smile going on there.
by harryballsax November 16, 2018
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