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F chord

The traditional F chord is extremely hard to play unless a person has big hands or very flexible fingers. It's kinda like a way how one guitarist asks another guitarist how much "expertise" they have.
Pewdiepie: "How's your F chord?"
Leslie: *profusly sweating* Did he see my vibrator again?!
by LemonSniffs August 7, 2021
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Textbook f

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.
by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018
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F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.
Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.
by Spanky Data Doctors February 16, 2012
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All the F’s

Friends fucking fast for free,
Frogs from Frank’s farmhouse fall four feet,
Friends from France fix fancy front facing fences,
Fred falling frantically far from faith’s face,
Far from Fiona’s funny farm,
Foxes flee forewords, flacidly fucking fish from franks fig forest,
Fried fish flip flop from fluffy flagmen,
Freaky fridays form feathery fairies from fellow fat feminists,
Families fly from Finland, falling flirtatiously flustered,
Fondling fourteen friends from flag filled freeways,
Franklin freshens fermented fruit from factories,
George: “do you ever feel like releasing all your anger into a poem?”
Kyler: “yeah, sometimes. Have you heard of all the f’s?”
George: “isn’t that like a theme song to ten things I hate about you?”
Kyler: “no, don’t be stupid. It’s a type of poem where you only use words starting with ‘f’. Not even the words ‘it’, ‘the’ or ‘and’”
George: “ohhhh, okay I’ll go do that”
Kyler: “yeah, put all that sad boi to good use”
by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019
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bdjd f

bdjd f means bdjd f, use it as a response to any situation.
Man male: hey, wanna fuck?

Other person: bdjd f

Man male: understandable
by Bald_Martin November 11, 2020
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The F-Bomb

To drop "The F-Bomb" : means to say the word f***
Damn that guy just dropped "The F-Bomb" in front of the treacher!
by LAN_Wee October 6, 2005
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F friends

I didnt want to be too obvious so I called us f friends
by My_handle December 23, 2018
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