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Closet Beaner

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A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.
Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012
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It was once said that those that can choose their own destiny, will the world. aint that some shit(bitch ass beaner reference).
josh ross is a bitch ass beaner.

Lux is a bitch ass beaner.
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Justin Beaner

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A Mexican who is cute and cool.

Exact Copy of Beiber except for small Penis, Girl Voice, and Crave of Men.
Sarcastic.

Enjoys Spending Time with Women.
Is mostly Seen Flirting with Women.
Single most of the time.
by Justin Beaner May 14, 2011
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term commonly used by hi jross and none other than lux; it is defined by being an extreme bitch and douche rag
Eric Wasserman a.k.a. the bitch ass beaner himself
by Larry David April 2, 2005
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faggot beaner

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Andrew d'allesandro
by Weewee boy October 4, 2016
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