john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.

Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*

by The Historic Record of Calc BC May 21, 2024

john syndrome

John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.

Get the fuck outta here, he has John Syndrome!

by busstex69 October 17, 2023

John Qusack

A quarter ounce of marijuana

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.

by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018

Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022

John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023