Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.

John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023

Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.

That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!

by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022

Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.

“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”

by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020

Yoda Hand

“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando

“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”

by Chief Ten Beers December 14, 2019

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

HANDE

If you have a person named Hande in your life you won at life ! You are just going to feel lucky to be around this person . Her beautiful soul reflects on her face and she is the most honest sometimes brutally honest , genuine person who is smart , sexy , hot and beautiful . Inshort everyone either wants to date her or marry her and when hande cuts you off her life it hurts like a bitch so better not take their goodness for granted and treat them well they are really the most empathetic and most giving souls and humble to the core so if you loose them you will know what a loss is and how it hurts like a bitch ! That's on that

Hande is the sexiest woman I have seen

by Hande November 22, 2021

2nd hand thinker

someone who uses Chat GPT for every aspect of their life.

Person one: Yo Max, how do you talk to girls?
Max king: Uh, i like men but let me ask ChatGPT
Person one: You 2nd hand thinker, come up with it your self chaggot.

by king of uranus August 20, 2025