some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.
and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw
and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw
Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah
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Get the high fiving a tree mug.A shitty school with speccy lecky running around thinking she’s boss while mr ralston pops up every now and again to nonce on year 7s. mr fox chonging any year 9s vape he can get and cover teacher gummy mouth corbet spitting on children with that phat lisp of his. you’ll find gobby faced chavs waddling round thinking they’re hard but really they just cry at night like little bitches
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Get the Parkway South High mug.everyone who doesn't go thinks rugby high school is the poshest crap ever, when in reality it is the grottiest and most poor shit show you will ever be confined to for 5 years. if you choose to stay at the sixth form after this experience, there is no hope for you and your miserable little life. the teachers are too busy looking at your underwear when you go up the stairs to actually teach you anything valuable, and too busy barking at year 11s in the break queue to catch the absolute nittys who do crack in the disabled toilets. you are forced to play rugby in wet winter weather without a jacket while the pe tesacher pisses herself in her 20 coats, and if you stay in school for too long you'll start to smell the rotting bodies of every teacher m grad has to kill to become headteacher. every single student in upper school is severely depressed, but will still get told to do some colouring with pastoral when they express they want to kill themselves. also home to lower school who strictly shop at new look and sixth formers who think they're sick but all come to school with the same puffer coat and tote bag.
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Get the rugby high school mug.A High School located in Carlsbad California full of stuck up daddy's money pricks. The guys there have too much of an ego and think they are the shit and the girls think they are better than everyone. Carlsbad High School is a High School where you will have fun in the moment but look back on it in 20 years and think “what the fuck was I doing.” Everyone at Carlsbad peaks in High School and will not have a life later on. People try to act ghetto even though they live in fucking Bressi Ranch. Do not send your kid here if you don’t want them to get bullied by a bunch of man childs. Also the guys here need to learn there are other hairstyles than INTENSE middle parts and maybe invest in a belt. Donovan is a great example of that.
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