Main Line School of Rock

If you go here, you’re either gay or depressed. Most likely both.

Everyone is addicted to vaping.

The teachers and directors are great, the kids are questionable at best.

Let’s be real, the music is mediocre. Every now and again you get an absolute banger but cmon, don’t kid yourself. There’s always at least one song that’s inconspicuously placed in the middle of set one, hidden amongst the decent ones. You know which one.

But if nothing else, main line is better than downingtown. It’s honestly shocking they did bass gods before us.

Wow you go to main line school of rock? You’re so cool!

by Oopdoopoop May 26, 2021

rock golf

the act of throwing rocks of a chairlift at certain objects on the ground. each object has a certain point value.

"alex destroyed max in rock golf today on the way down"

by alex July 16, 2004

Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

demon rock

A hilarious song not intended to be taken seriously with utterly horrible vocals. See also: Gwar.

"Meat Sandwich" by Gwar is ultimate demon rock!

by ken landis September 16, 2004

Rock The Pot

Well its a term me and my friends made it means to Fucking Blast a giant shit load on the toilet.

I need to rock the pot.
Damn man you rocked the pot
Its smells in here did you rock the pot?

by Bryan Hooper May 3, 2004

sneaky-rock

To attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an assault.

"Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"

"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."

by Two Trees May 14, 2004

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004