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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.
Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”
by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022
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COCK N' BALLS

i taste really good and hi attiboy
the cock n' balls taste really good papi
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p o r n

What does each letter mean in describing p o r n
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Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).
Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025
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Hot n' Chunky Stewjob

This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.
EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.

EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
by N8RZ March 18, 2013
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The N-Word

Don't say the N-word! It's racist!
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