OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!
Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!
Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!
Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!
Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!
Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!
Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
Get the Blue scronchiesmug. by micaela is cool February 25, 2021
Get the honolulu bluemug. A lot like a Hatfield/McCoy divided family, a blue/gray divided family isn't meant to be functional. As much as the more pretentious family members tend to hide the lack of civility for an everything's fine facade, a blue/gray divided family doesn't work out in the long run.
There was nobody left in the Hatfield/McCoy divided family after they all decided they would be the last family member standing, or every other family member was coming with them, which might have been for the best, as nobody would miss some of them. The blue/gray divided family next door snuck in surplus ammunition.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Get the Blue/gray divided familymug. by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019
Get the Bluemug. Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh
Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."
Person 2 "what."
Person 1 "the blue whale"
Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
Person 2 "what."
Person 1 "the blue whale"
Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021
Get the Blue whalemug. A blumpkin in a porta-john.
by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018
Get the Blue Blumpkinmug. When a chick is masturbating but for some reason can't finish herself off and she just leaves herself sore. Like blue balls, but totally different.
So I was playing with this guy online and fingering myself and he turned out to be a douchey disappointment. I tried to finish but it wasn't working, I just ended up blue holed and I did it to myself.
by a disapppointment September 3, 2016
Get the blue holedmug.