Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.

Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".

by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011

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shit-fucked

when something is really fucked up

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.

by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

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The male equivalent of slut/whore and whatever is used nowadays. A guy who dates/has sex with more girls at once or simply just lots of girls, probably decieving all of them into thinking he has intentions of dating them just to get in their pants.

Girl 1: I loke Josh a lot, i think I might ask him out on a date.
Girl 2: Hell no girl! He a damn fuck boy

by PuccaHart August 26, 2016

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almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019

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Fucking drummer

A common phrase used within most 5-(or more)piece bands.
The phrase links closely with the idiotic stereotype of most drummers.
This is often used against them.

"I recon we should change the ending riff.."
"SHUT UP! ...Fucking drummer."

by The man in the know March 17, 2009

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Fuck boy

Fuckboys are often bitchy and controlling. They typical are aged 12-25, or 56. They wear Eddie Munster platform shoes. They typical are soul sucking gingers and tend to make love to their Harley's. A guy who will tell a female what they need to hear to just receive pleasure filled evenings only to end up with a flaccid ass dick. They actually blame the female for him failing to get his bubble gum dick up when its in his full control. They will marry you ONLY on their birthday and make sure to buy you a gift you hate the most but they adore. Will ressure you that is what your most favorite fruit is. Again a Fuckboy will AGAIN on your birthday make YOU cook his favorite meal and knowingly make you think that it is yours. Then again will buy the same fruit and expect sex again with a flaccid ass dick. Even after 34 years of marriage and children.

My dad is a fuck boy.

by The favorite sister-in-law. July 1, 2018

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