The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal September 19, 2015

Rock Clapper

Someone who is very dull, impulsive and downright out of it.

Bradley is such a good friend but he's a rock clapper

by Simmons,Michael December 15, 2020

Pop Rocks

The action taken by a female of putting both nuts in mouth while nibbling them with her teeth, during which the male ejaculates in her mouth.

Man I received the best pop rocks session last night, she not only handled my load but gave a little tickle.

by Butter Nuggets May 5, 2015

dwayne the rock johnson

hes a rock

dwayne the rock johnson = big daddy ;))

by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022

Rock Eater

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe

Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa

by Subterra July 9, 2021

get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.

Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"

by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020

Rock Factor

The ratio that is defined by the vertical difference between your two eyebrows in relation to Dwayne Johnson when attempting to raise one eyebrow above another.

Dang, Ben's rock factor is off the charts. It's almost 1.0!

by romanovisaac December 15, 2022