Rock-zoned

When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.

Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.

by Caliga Simul Stamus November 5, 2016

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021

rock

hard dick

hobo 1: i love rocks

hobo 2: fag

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 13, 2024

Rolling Rock

Beer in a green bottle with a horse, commonly drank by some guy with a white overshirt with pens in his pockets who plays shitty games.

I'm drinking Rolling Rock on the Roll 'n Rocker!

by erm what August 31, 2024

Rock and Roll

A Slang term for an action of a drug user hiding their crack (rock) from police or any other untrustworthy individuals.

“Yeah, suspect here who apparently tried to do a Rock and Roll while we were passing by!”

by SuperBaseAce1234 July 8, 2021

Rock

A nickname for a trustworthy individual that kicks ass.

Nice work rock (Derbes).

by Nick Derb December 6, 2013

rock

a fucking rock, are you stupid?

Person: hey dude is that a rock?

by RedPandaDude March 5, 2020