cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.

i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life

by anon98789 April 25, 2019

I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...

Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"

by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020

Nigga stole my bike!

Originally a pic from the NES game Punch-Out, the picture dipected the events in between each tournament where Little Mac would jog through New York and his trainer, Doc Louis, would be leading him on a bike. One day, someone at Something Awful decided to take the picture and add the caption "Nigga stole my bike!" as a contribution to the photoshop contest of that week. This picture soon spread to YTMND, where it was placed on a web page with a sound clip of a person saying "Nigga stole my bike!" over and over again. Soon, variations were churned out almost daily, creating an Internet sensation that proved racism could still be funny...for a while.

A more popular variation involves the full animation of the scene accompanied by the music, with the infamous phrase mixed into the music.

by Dark Chaos September 9, 2005

I wish a nigga would

Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.

Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.

by Yasssssssssssss:) February 23, 2015

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by Gay Nigga Booty Sex June 7, 2019

Gay nigga bitch cunt

A African whom acts gay or like a female. Will sexually look at another person of the same sex. Usually named Rury and he is a bitch.

Rury is such a gay nigga bitch cunt he should fuck his self.

by Dope Ass White Nigga May 17, 2017

figure skatin ass nigga

a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk

He's just a figure skatin ass nigga, don't get hung up.

by Foofyfoof January 8, 2014