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hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
by Not_your:business March 29, 2017
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Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands
by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021
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Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand
I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off
by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016
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One hand Jackson

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."
by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015
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Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore
Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.
by That_Fairy August 28, 2025
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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