Axel The God

Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.

Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.

by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025

God is annoying

God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.

I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying

by Annoying god May 19, 2022

God

Liam Gallagher

There is no way. God is Liam Gallagher. And Liam Gallagher is God.

by jabronlames September 17, 2021

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

God Gaming

When someone goes absolutely INSANE in a video game, often being a rare occurrence but leading to a huge morale boost to you and your team.

"Im on God Gaming right now"

by Poogaz July 29, 2022

Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

Aventura God

A white high-school kid that drives their mom’s BMW or Tesla, has a TikTok haircut, and smokes nicotine. Typically Jewish.
“Playground Gangsters”

Lives in Aventura, FL

Look at those Aventura Gods in the Tesla blasting Pop Smoke

by Taytay123_ September 18, 2023