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N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”
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cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.
Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam
by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019
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Hum n' Strum

when you suck dick, hum, and play the ukulele at the same time
My girl did a lil bit of Hum n' Strum last night.
by bluey-sempai August 26, 2021
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Skip-n-a-hooha

The act of skipping with your hoo-ha.
" alright guys , I'll see y'all in a skip-n-a-hooha.
by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021
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Have a fucking poem
Nobody will look into your eyes
Everybody is dead inside, truly
Very often so we must brace ourselves
Everyone can tell, nothing else happens
Rain falls, sun shines, and for what?

Greatness comes in small doses
Over the rainbow it sometimes takes us
Never underground or in the dark
Not inside trees, or in hearts
And never, ever in minds

Gasping for breath, we try to live
I, we, ourselves don’t care how long
Very likely we stay submerged and can’t run
Everything has a time limit

Your mind is careless
Our bodies are vessels, just shells
Under the surface there is quiet

Underneath is a nagging desire
Power is lost and we cannot break free
by Alostsoulfound March 26, 2024
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The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.
I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.
by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018
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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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