White eye

When you haven't let when go in 2 - 3 weeks and it shoots up into your eye.

oh shit tyrone had to go to the nurse, he couldn't see because of all the nut in his eye, I hate white eye.

by SkinnyBoyD November 12, 2019

eye raped

Unsolicited dick pic from someone you met online

I was having a nice conversation with this guy I met online until he totally eye raped me.

by bezdin July 11, 2015

Wonky eye

Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.

She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.

by TtotheLew August 17, 2023

Noodle Eyes

When a fine girl’s eyes sting as if she got hot noodle water in her eyes.

“Bae I think I have noodle eyes!!”

by DonTheSauceGod July 17, 2022

Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023