Hey you guys, want to know a fun game........BLACK OPS, BLACK OPS, BLACK OPS.... OH sorry i have black ops syndrome
by printer93 January 13, 2011

When a person ever so delicately implements the Onision™ technique of looking up and quoting word definitions into their argument.
Bob: Sandra, he's 14 you're a pedo.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.
by EzzieHime.jpg June 11, 2018

SBS is unfortunately becoming a rather large epidemic, across North America and possibly spreading to much of Europe. SBS is the inability to perform regular activities without, complaining, irritating other individuals, and having small to large emotional meltdowns over things that no one else even notices.
The most common activities that the SBS will come forward and present itself is, " trying to turn up with the squad", Being asked what you would like to eat with a boyfriend or girlfriend, even being asked questions in general.....
Unfortunately there isn't any specific method to treat SBS however, there has been some incidents with individuals miraculously stopping the behavior of SBS and this is generally due to " growing some balls" or " taking one for the team".
The most common activities that the SBS will come forward and present itself is, " trying to turn up with the squad", Being asked what you would like to eat with a boyfriend or girlfriend, even being asked questions in general.....
Unfortunately there isn't any specific method to treat SBS however, there has been some incidents with individuals miraculously stopping the behavior of SBS and this is generally due to " growing some balls" or " taking one for the team".
by BIgBonusB August 2, 2016

A syndrome that is affected through the skibidi toilet series. Many kids are affected by this syndrome, kids with this syndrome will proceeds to try and find anything they can put themselves in (example: laundry basket) ,and then putting their body inside thinking they are now one of the skibidi toilet guy while people sees them as a dumbass dogwater brained asshole trying to mimic a stupid ass character from a series developed by a dead meme. Some parents reacted differently, some just laughed off and proceeds to record them, some just do nothing, while some whooped their kids ass because of that.
Example 1:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE
Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*
Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE
Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*
Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*
by brokenport October 8, 2023

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!
Guy2: But you had the red light.
Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!
Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.
Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.
Guy 1: TDS?
Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
Guy2: But you had the red light.
Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!
Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.
Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.
Guy 1: TDS?
Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009

A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.
That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
by Kittlizzpizz June 29, 2010

The syndrome you have when you have gone through a holiday and no longer have a functional daily rhythm. A person with a Post Holiday Syndrome will then be awake at night and sleep at day. It may be in relation to the heavy partying a lot of people do when on holidays.
Guy: "Dude, I can not possibly go to school now! I haven't gone to bed before 3:00 AM in the last 2 weeks! All this partying has been killing me!"
Dude: "You're not the only one with a Post Holiday Syndrome..."
Dude: "You're not the only one with a Post Holiday Syndrome..."
by Stian Christer Pedersen August 20, 2007
