eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

gaga eyes

Gaga eyes are the doe-like look in your eyes you get when you are in love with someone

Joe and Marlin are looking at each other with those Gaga eyes again. Get a room, lovebirds!

by Beautiful-Lay June 15, 2024

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 18, 2021

eye pudding

Video, film, or other Rich Media that is purely pleasing to the eye. Similar to eye candy.

The video of the sunset was pure eye pudding.

by JackWhack January 09, 2008

Glazed Eyes

Sign of health often accustomed with green and red.

RLGRIND glazed eyes

by Kanselier December 10, 2022

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022

peep the eyes

when you open your eyes as wide as you can to see your microscopic dick

Ed was peep the eyes last night

by thiccvibez July 21, 2019