Juice box

Say it before a telling someone a secret and they can’t tell anyone.

Juice box but Yassin is hot asfk.

by Yassinytoes February 8, 2025

if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

jail juice

A mix of anything containing any sort of alcohol into one refreshing beverage.

Phil decanted all the left over wines, beer, spirits and even a bottle of metholated spirits into the barrel of jail juice.

by Snoddy24 July 29, 2016

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

Sock juice

Something that smells, tastes, and feels like shit

Guy 1:Bro ur cooking is sock juice
Guy 2:Wtf are u talking about

by nigerianmonkey69 May 17, 2025

patriot juice

Patriot juice is what makes smoke wagons start rollin'. The more juice your smokestack guzzles, the more hoo-rah points you earn!

The patriot juice is at 3.69 now! I am outraged winnifred, simply OUTRAGED!
We should frack in the bahamas for more patriot juice. 'Murica.
We can' t make our own patriot juice so we have to buy it. but it ours so it's still 'murican.

by metarrio August 5, 2019

juice duece

A wet shit as opposed to the juice of a wet shit

Bill has stomach pain and juice duece

by believer beaver December 14, 2013