good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 7, 2018

$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.

Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester

by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018

Jinzo the god

Jinzo the God is the god of hot tubs and movie theaters and never lets down. Jinzo also loves anime and new headsets that aren’t broken.

Friend 1: Jinzo the god gifted me a hot tub and movie theater last week!

Friend 2: man Jinzo is so cool!

by BOOIOII January 22, 2019

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

God Shot

A colloquial term commonly used among addicts/drug users where a person intentionally injects themselves with an amount of drugs (usually opiods) that would cause a fatal overdose. This is usually done when said addict/drug user no longer wants to cope with the ramifications of their use and believe that they cannot get sober under any means.

"Did you hear Tony took a God Shot yesterday?"
"Aw man, that sucks! He was such a nice guy!"

by Idunnomanimjustaguy March 24, 2025

chicken god

The infamous bart starr

Bart Starr is chicken god

by slamino December 11, 2022

199 ping god

Kikikatme, the 199 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.

"That kikikatme sure is a 199 ping god."
"Wtf is a Kikikatme? and wtf is a 199 ping god?"
"A Kikikatme is the sexiest man alive and a 199 ping god decimates his enemies at the high ping of 199. That man is both the sexiest man alive and high dominates at 199 ping."

by Moist Individual April 22, 2024