Places finger on eye

It is another way of saying "I enjoy incest!" People who use it enjoy watching incest happen or enjoy taking part in incest.

Steve: Joe why are you so close to your sister?

Joe: Places finger on eye

Steve: oh, So "I enjoy Incest" is referring to you?

Joe: yee-haw

by Cathairwigs May 30, 2022

Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth September 5, 2013

four eyes

Insult against people with glasses. Commonly found on children's playgrounds or schoolyards.

Out of the way four eyes!

by WILODR January 30, 2023

Eye Gouger

There you see something so bad and/or disgusting it makes you want to gouge out your eyes.
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013

Guy1:" Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2:"Yeah,it was a real eye gouger".

by judge dredd7 July 18, 2013

Funny Eyes

An old timer saying... especially in the south, meaning a person with cute eyes. Such as blue, hazel, green. Any color besides the normal brown and black eyes.

That guy with the funny eyes has been trying to holla at me all night!

by Cocoa Raine July 17, 2024

Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020