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Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013
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The king of the Indians

It’s me I am the king of the Indians
“Yo who’s the king of the Indians
It’s me”
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King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
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king stuart

A man who is very smart and always is right never wrong
Girl 1: who is that man, he seemed to always be right
Girl 2: he must be king Stuart
by Urbanmaster10101 February 21, 2018
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Florida king

A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”

Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”

Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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King of drop that’s

King of drop that’s is someone named chase or Braxton there both honnestly just a great guys who are the king of drop that’s which is something that they do with there cousin also there pene is extremely small
There the king of drop that’s
by Drop that👋👋👏 March 25, 2019
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Vibe king

Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol

Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/
by Rowdybb September 13, 2020
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