flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.

“that girl has a flat cat.”

by bossfam April 3, 2019

cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

Feral cat blood

An attractive but mentally unstable female using her menstrual blood as paint.

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.

by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025

catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 13, 2021

cat

cat facts cats can be find in house's, outside, and other place's, they are well know to be cute, they eat rats, mouse's, small bird's. cats are predator's they can hunt animals. uhh still reading? well ( fun fact ) In 1963 a cat to space and a second cat was launched into space by the french people on 24 october., Cats sleep for around 13 to 16 hours a day (70% of their life). ... hope you have a nice day

cat fack's

by name's are not importat August 11, 2021

Cat

A creature made completely out of hair that lets you pet them unless they feel bored and start biting you and will constantly meow at you at 3 am on a school night and stop when you wake up

that cat is so annoying

by nono. April 24, 2023