quarter life crisis

When you are 20 and trying to figure out what to do with your life.

Happy 20th birthday. welcome to your quarter life crisis.

by stejskal October 2, 2023

Quarter life crisis

When you realize work is more important than partying..

“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said

by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

Quarter life crisis

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted

“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone

by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Life

Fucking pointless

Your dog is life

by Memphis Dwyer October 16, 2019

Life

A weird cereal people eat

I ate life today

by Thereelgamerkid October 22, 2019