Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”

by Suddenly G August 24, 2021

2/22/22

2/22/22 they say that date is very special one and it's true they call it Twos-days

It is very special not just for anyone and for me as well, like damn it is special for me, it's the date my fiance and i finally become lovers

Im so grateful to have her i have a huge crush on her since we were teens and until now nothing change i lover her so much she is the most wonderful woman i ever met she got all the flex I'll tell you the looks is just a damn bonus, she can do anything cook, draw, clean, dance, etc. She can be handful tho not because of her attitude because she just want to annoy me damn i lover her so much.

I hope we can fixe any problem we encounter, and talk things out no matter how hard the arguments is at the end of the day we two got each other's back im committed to her since day one I don't see nobody but her, i can already picture our future together.

So yeah i probably didn't give you a answer on what is 2/22/22 it's just a special day because it can be read the same way backward and forward

But im glad i can give my very own special meaning on how special that date is.

I love you, joannaliza 🐰
-🐢

2/22/22 is a special date because it's our anniversary.

2/22/22 is a special date because it can be read backward and forward

by TURTLE26 May 28, 2022

2

Animated/virtual/not real - - porn
-Usually a statement of personal preference, but can be part of a story.
-Can be expressed with 2 fingers, two objects, or any patter that has a 2 in it
-important distinction between virtual(possibly taboo) porn and real photos/recordings like underage.

On the job and dont want everyone in the room to know your preference. So you throw up a 2 fingers or point to a patter of 2 to communicate the information as privately as possible in a public place.

by EroMod August 4, 2019

2 Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

#2 Pencil

A gay man's dick.

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.

by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011

November 2

Ask your crush for a kiss on the cheek and she can’t say no.

Hey can I have a kiss on the cheek because it’s November 2

by Bigdaddykqy122 November 2, 2021

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024