Cock Swat

a word coined by a washington resident, a more exreme or serious version of a cock block.

guy:so what are you doing later?
girl: well umm
cock swatter: hey dude, did you ever find out if you got her pregnant?!
girl: i gotta go
guy to swatter: dick.

by ceddycedced June 19, 2010

cock genie

a cumshot formed by a hand job

"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"

by ben tullett November 3, 2006

cock hop

To 'hop' from one guy to another at one party on the same night.

Brenna sure hopped cock from brayden to cam at that party last night.

Tonight I sure hope Mike's mom cock hops from his dad to me.

by Adam Lysak January 1, 2009

Cock grunge

The accumulation of detritus that builds up on an uncircumcised penis, especially following sexual activity of the anal variety.

Daniel Radcliffe suffers from chronic cock grunge, according to Rupert Grint.

by T. J. Watson January 11, 2009

regal cock

A knick name, given to ones penis.
Penis with royal properties/qualities;
(Big/royal/purple cock.)

"Hey darling would mind coming over here
and giving my 'regal cock' the tongue lashing it deserves?"

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

cock-snitch

n. 1. Person who snitches on cock action.
2. Synonym for "asshole", "douchebag", etc.

Tailor Made from "I Love New York:2" is a cock-snitch.

by The Stinks January 8, 2009

cock kabob

A sexual feat performed when an exceptionally well-endowed man skewers multiple women at the same time.

I made a cock kabob with your girlfriend and her sisters.

by OmarTentMaker March 19, 2008