god-bitch

the cheating bitch of your best friend

Your girl is my god-bitch, nigga.

by ambernumerouno October 12, 2023

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

dion the god

The girl that is awesome at basketball and I great at shooting and defense

Hey do you know dion the god she's awesome

by God is here 347 February 10, 2017

god given right

Given when someone is thought to have more than what they can add for. Normally materials that which were obtained from people at their weak moments.

I see you say that belongs to you really what's your god given right last I checked that shit belongs to me

by anonymous September 9, 2022

God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023