good

masturbating healthily

Instead of gooning, Neo loves to good. This is because he loves himself!

by neologism_rizz September 6, 2025

for a good time call

A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.

The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.

Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.

For the best time call [phone]. You can set your atomic clock by that.

by bitchuck September 7, 2025

The good old guy

The one you want by your side in time of trouble.

"Who are you?"
"I am Him"

"him who?"

"Jalaj —the good old guy. "

by Classic Medivh September 14, 2025

Good Boy

A very low confident immasculated man that is prayed on by crazy bitches for the love of the game of pegging.

Person 1; Dude look at that Good Boy walking with that crazy bitch

Person 2; I think we know who’s getting pegged tonight!

by Big Ounce 2000 September 16, 2025

good job

Considered the most harmful phrase according to the 2014 movie Whiplash, as Terence Fletcher famously states, "There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job.'"

After hearing Terence Fletcher's speech, I realized that the phrase 'good job' can sometimes feel like a trap rather than genuine encouragement—total Good Job syndrome.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

There ain't anything good about any of you

No. Fuck you you panhandling piece of shit. I think we need to hire that guy the strangled Jordan Neely to death to go door to door and finish off the rest of the internet beggars.

Hym "Really. Imagine if the streets were littered with people asking for money. But not just acting from money but also insisting afterwards that they aren't some street beggar but instead are cool and deserve the things they have but then guy drunk and record themselves crying like a bitch because they know they do not. Just fucking littered with em. You would not like these people. If they weren't on the phone you would not actually like these people. There ain't anything good about any of you. I'm still waiting to see it. I don't see it."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2025

Less good

What happens when your alternate is, like...

Hym "Less good? Like, Assassination classroom. Collude with governor Ron DeSantis and get him to ban that better alternative. So, like, if I have, like, an award winning network of entertainment media properties including some of the highest grossing R rated movies and anime... And your thing is less good... Then the libertarian... Uses the state to ban those better ORIGINAL products, right? Because we haven't forgotten that that is a thing that actually happened. Ron DeSantis banned Assassination classroom and several other shows likely because they were associated with me. So I guess Eric's solution is BAN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THEN YOU... Or get the government to do it for you... And then make a less good alternative. Because as a comic book guy, your target demographic is affected by the ban of the other better content."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2025