Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!

Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.

This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

i turned a blind eye

hice la vista gorda

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it

by CR29911 July 7, 2017

Kev eye

A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth

Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye

by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 27, 2020

The Eye

An undocumented phenomenon that has apparently been seen in many sources of media or life.
It is still unidentified to this day, but hasn't been seen since.

Did you see it? It was The Eye. Don't stare for too long, it'll stare back into you.

by Nate L0C October 23, 2023