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jack-off plea

A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!
Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...
by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020
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it's all going off

It's all going off - or
"we are about to involve ourselves in one HEAVY drinking session, and we might not be in control of ourselves by the end of the night"
Oi fella, you coming lobby?
Yeah mate - let's get smashed up - it's ALL going off!!!!!
by Bexleywall August 3, 2007
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mexican get off

Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).
Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Blow The Doors Off

V. -the act or action of absolutely decimating an object, person, place, or thing.
"Were about to blow the doors off this party"

"Hey, wanna come over tonight"
"Yeah, i'm gonna blow your doors off"

"I shouldn't have eaten all those tacos last night dude, I just blew the doors off that toilet"

"We literally Blew the doors off the condo"

"Bro did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Dude, I blew her fucking doors off"
"Suh"
"Dude Suh"
by The Original Dirty Goat May 30, 2016
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Fuck off Karen

The Emory simple and easiest counter to anyone that acts like a Karen
Karen: oh my gawd! Is your kid vaccinated?
Dude: yes , why would you ask that?

Karen: that causes autism you know.
Dude: Fuck off Karen
by Absolutely really correct June 24, 2020
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top it all off

oh yeah and I just dropped my new album on the first week I did Five-Hundred Thousand
gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)
by Mormile August 19, 2011
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Finish someone off

To end sexual intercourse with it ending in a orgasm.
"I finished Dave off."
"Martha has been finishing him off for a long time."
"Today I want to Finish someone off."
by RussianDevil February 15, 2023
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