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Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!
by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021
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The Rock

Though they are both tall actors, The Rock is good acting, and Ben Affleck is bad acting and good speech delivery.
The Rock seems like he would be a trustworthy guy in real life, so he doesn't seem like a guy trying to be a character in a movie.
by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021
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Rock a hoola

Someone or something that was once hot but is now deemed irrelevant and defunct. The origins of this term come from a place originally called lake delores water park in newberry springs.ca. in 1998 or 1999 it was rechristened as. The rock a hoola water park.and enjoyed a successful run until 2004 or2005 when a park employee was involved in an after hours waterslide accident. The. Park never fully recovered financially.and closed a few years later. It is now abandoned.
Man.that house band used to be hot. But now it's just rock a hoola!
by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021
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moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling
Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!
by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021
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The Rock

When out in the wilderness, "the rock" can release hormones when in sight... ;)
Wow, I feel so uplifted, the rock was there... lifted me up like a parcel. I am going to leave my husband, for the rock is a bear compared to him.
by shrimpthepimp March 18, 2021
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Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021
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