by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2023
Get the poopmug. 
(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
Get the poop coachmug. When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023
Get the Werewolf poopmug. brown solid or liquid (diarrhea ) stuff that comes out of your weird hole thing that's in between your butt cheeks
by momfoundthepoopsock101 April 8, 2019
Get the poopmug. The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
Get the poop strawmug. by FortniteIsFor9YrOldVirgins February 23, 2021
Get the poopmug.