cunt-dick

A colorful synonym for a human female’a clitoris. A clitoris is essentially a malformed penis. Hence, cunt-dick

Example 1:
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.

Example 2:

I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.

by Cumdumpster33 January 13, 2019

BUNGLE CUNT

The nastiest messiest cunt

You see that girl Casey, she has the biggest BUNGLE CUNT I have ever laid my eyes upon.

by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018

coconut cunt

When a kid named josh gets roasted by his older brother

Stfu Coconut Cunt (everybody laughs)

by SnoopdogJoe May 10, 2018

Bubble cunt

Entitled mother fuckers who approach everyone with a God complex and act act though the world owes them a blow job and a half. Someone needs to burst their bubble with a fucking reality check

We're all human.

This fucker is a bubble cunt. Someone bring him back to Earth already

by The Sherriff of Vanny County March 4, 2017

Flubber cunt

Some girls have a nice straight slit, with nothing hanging out if it. And some have a flubber cunt.

She had a beautifull face and nice slim body but at night i got a bloody downer when i discovered her flubber cunt! Eeeew!

by rumble crumbs April 12, 2016

sped cunt

A word you use when you are lying about being called a mean name for attention , combining two offensive words , a commonly used derogatory term for the special needs , and arguably the worst swear word you get something beautiful

Someone who is most likely over weight much sad very sue of side : Mom today I was called a sped cunt

Mom : By who?

Someone who is most likely overweight much sad very sue of side : like , everyone.

Mom : I will call the school immediately!

by sadboi1816 May 14, 2016

cunt-fetty

When you shave your minge and sprinkle it over your mates

My arm is very tired from throwing so much cunt-fetty at the cunt parade.

by Gazzamataz April 23, 2016