postin' n' ghostin'

the act of placing an item for sale online but then forgetting about the post and subsequently ghosting all interested parties by not responding to any messages of inquiry

These guys aren't responding to me on Facebook Marketplace about amps for sale. They be postin' n' ghostin'...

by Colorless green ideas... September 9, 2024

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

N-i-double-guh-er

A slightly less offensives way to say the N word, cribbed from Winnie the Pooh's friend Tigger and his way of spelling his name.( Still offensive as hell to the right people, so use this with care. Not resposible for possible repercussions.) Usually followd by further mangling of Winnie the Pooh with "The wonderful thing about niggers, is niggers are wonderful things......"

That guy over there is such a n-i-double-guh-er!

by mystical007_488 August 25, 2022

Break n' Bake

The act in which most employees take part in on their breaks at their respected place of work.

Pretty self explanatory but for all you noobs, it's when employees smoke weed on their breaks.

Daniel: "Hey it's almost our lunch break... you down to Break N' Bake?"

Charlie: "I'm still feeling it from our last Break N' Bake but I'm always down."

Daniel: "I love to Break n' Bake!"

by Trent Dman January 22, 2012

stop 'n' swop

When you and your boys are running a train on a hoe and it's time to switch partners

Ay bro hit me Witt that stop 'n' swop. you've had enough

by Msplcd October 9, 2016

cock n' slash

When you smack your hard penis across a girls face. This is normally a form of punishment for something they refused to do earlier.

"My girlfriend refused to go anal with me last night so I gave that bitch a cock n' slash."

by cock n' roll October 19, 2013