My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Get the Beat A Friend You Hate Day mug.deku x all my friends :(
by Porn Starch February 17, 2022
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Get the hop on My Friend Peppa Pig mug.On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.
Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday
Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t
Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day
Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t
Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day
by Always_small December 6, 2019
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Get the Fuck your best friend day mug.Arta going on this website and saying that "Usuf" lies to make friends, when really Arta was actually lying that asif lies to make friends....only so that HE could make friends!! ahahaha I would reply:
"Arta, man Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)"
"Arta, man Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)"
by Usuf December 28, 2005
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