helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Beat A Friend You Hate Day

On November 28th, it is a day to beat up a friend you hate! and they can't do anything back.

Guy 1: Its Beat A Friend You Hate Day
Guy 2: I'm gonna go beat up my friend I hate!

by categorieslanguages November 27, 2021

deku x all my friends :(

Help :( Deku is deighting all mein friens k 7ys

deku x all my friends :(

by Porn Starch February 17, 2022

hop on My Friend Peppa Pig

Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours

Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

by Diegsmo’s father October 16, 2022

Roast your smallest friend day

On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.

Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday

Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t

Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day

by Always_small December 6, 2019

Fuck your best friend day

This is the day where you and your best friend fuck

April 23

Hey have you heard it’s international fuck your best friend day

by Rafeeki April 21, 2021

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

Someone who lies in order to make friends.

Arta going on this website and saying that "Usuf" lies to make friends, when really Arta was actually lying that asif lies to make friends....only so that HE could make friends!! ahahaha I would reply:

"Arta, man Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)"

by Usuf December 28, 2005