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Fish Pudding

When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in the face with it.
Tom: hey man how'd it go with wendy last night?

Dave: it went great man, gave er the old fish pudding.

Tom: awh ur fuckin twisted dude, get help!
by FenianRover August 15, 2008
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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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Fish to the Face

Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV

Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively
Person one: “I hooked up with a girl last night
Person two: “Fish to the face or penetration?”
by Desereee June 19, 2021
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hey spongebobs back fish

Hey spobgebobs back!!!
by DanDumb April 29, 2021
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Fish

"Hey did you hear John is a simp

" Really?, He did really seem to be a fish in front of the ladies"
by Jaemindontcare March 30, 2020
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Gill Fish

Something you think about when you are high that makes you laugh your ass off.
by cobra31274 August 29, 2016
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fish of deans

The collective noun for a group of deans.
"I'll be presenting to a fish of deans at my meeting at NYU."
by Glasscup February 13, 2024
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