A cool dude who owns his own stuff. But he sounds 12. Sometimes goes on a power trip. Slightly Homophobic
by KikiG.o.D October 20, 2019
when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king
by shel03 September 21, 2020
The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"
Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"
by wushlongs1432 October 28, 2021
A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
by krisholio March 31, 2022
Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.
by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021
1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.
by KickstandLover October 16, 2018
King Tord is so KING you can be. There is no other that is that king. He is like GOD! If King Tord walks in you better bow or maybe his wrath will be unleashed upon you. If you hang out with King Tord you gain so much status so that you can do anything except go against King Tord. King Tord's words are law! Someday he will be king of the world!
OMG, it's King Tord.
by BlyskovaPeterda March 15, 2018