A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
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by csh_0120 September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trump mug.A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.
Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
by Opa Opa September 30, 2025
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by The highest honor October 7, 2025
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Timmy: I voted for trump!
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Me (Trump hater): WTF! you voted for that carrot. were bot friends anymore, KYS YOU TRUMP VOTER!
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Hym "Because he wasn't talking about Trump. That's the lie. Ana. He sat there and avoided the question and then he made up a story so that he didn't have to tell the truth. The truth is like poison to Christians. The hate it almost as much as they hate God himself. So he is lying. That's the specific lie. You are lying as well, Ana. To cover for Tuckers lie. He makes up a story. Now it's your turn to make up a story. And then you do that until people stop asking."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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