poop

the big pile of poopie that comes out of your butt

"ew sam just took a fat poopie! i hope he dies"

by jhvh hj March 15, 2022

poop-nado

An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.

Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.

by Raz0rRaid0r January 26, 2023

poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

Poop

Gods weirdest most beautiful creation.

POOP

by Samzino November 18, 2018

Poop

It is sometimes referred to as the excretory substance. It is known as shit

I had a poop come out. It was satisfying

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 20, 2018

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019