15 cent penis

15 cent penis is when someone txts you or you txt some the word penis and you get charged fifteen cents on your cell phone bill

Txter1: "hey dude lets go for a drive and grab a beer and hopefully catch the game."
Txter1: "i hear that chick will be bartending"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter1: "fuck man quit sending me 15 cent penis. i dont have a cell plan u just cost me 45 cents"

by mistertibbs January 15, 2010

"American Me" Penis

extremely offensive insult to a buster ass person of some sort.(meaning of sick STD-HAVING penis fresh out of the pene, pen , jail muthafuck!!!).From the movie American Me when Edward James Olmos flip da chick over and try to poke her in the butt cause he is used to man jail butt.

fuck you with a "American Me" Penis

by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007

Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

UGH MY Penis

UGH I HATE MY DICK

UGH MY Penis

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

by Guyver93 October 4, 2017

Moist Acorn Penis

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.

Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.

by Brad Soab December 3, 2017