15 cent penis

15 cent penis is when someone txts you or you txt some the word penis and you get charged fifteen cents on your cell phone bill

Txter1: "hey dude lets go for a drive and grab a beer and hopefully catch the game."
Txter1: "i hear that chick will be bartending"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter2: "PENIS"

Txter1: "fuck man quit sending me 15 cent penis. i dont have a cell plan u just cost me 45 cents"

by mistertibbs January 15, 2010

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"American Me" Penis

extremely offensive insult to a buster ass person of some sort.(meaning of sick STD-HAVING penis fresh out of the pene, pen , jail muthafuck!!!).From the movie American Me when Edward James Olmos flip da chick over and try to poke her in the butt cause he is used to man jail butt.

fuck you with a "American Me" Penis

by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007

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Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

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UGH MY Penis

UGH I HATE MY DICK

UGH MY Penis

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

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Buried penis syndrome

When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.

You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.

by El coyote January 22, 2020

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Cyborg Nigga Penis

The word you use when you waste your time on making this retarded ass definition. Most commonly used by Martin Luther King Jr, this is also used when your wife/ friend is over appreciated

"Mrs. Obama is my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

by Your mother joesph January 29, 2020

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