John

John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.

guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja

by thickzwick January 23, 2020

John Diego

someone who should be kicked from the group chat at all costs.

Oh my god! John diego is so annoying!!!

by Jayman dogo September 18, 2020

Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.

by Tex Tile September 23, 2016

John Adams

American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer and Founding Father.
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)

John Adams was the second President of the United States.

by slayert March 7, 2022

St john rigby

Denise is kewl, thats all

At. St john rigby, Denise is the best

by Makingwordsinnit May 14, 2019

Joey John Joseph

Fattest capper know to man said he
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah

His sexuality

He did u ask Joey John Joseph

Yea but it’s probably cap

by Cap detection bot January 13, 2021